Ok, this one's actually kind of fun, if you really go for it:
I would like all my LJ friends to comment about how you got to know me. But I want you to LIE. That's right. Just make it up. If you'd like, copy this to your journal so I can do the same.
So I just got awarded that NSF postdoctoral fellowship I've been kinda wanting. It's all politics after all, I guess. But I'll try to give them their money's worth.